i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older
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A paradox. After turning the machine on, its only function is to turn itself off.
I watched this for a good 5 minutes. Therefore, it deserves a reblog.
it’s a parabox.
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I WOULD WORK OUT EVERY DAY IF MY WORK OUT PARTNER WAS A WALRUS
Omfg that walrus is doing sittups. Omfg
Amazing!!!
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—my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
I guess now you could call it a high school
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Pictures on here always show soldiers and their girlfriends but this is the first time I’ve seen a father and son, and it’s such an amazing picture
i love this.
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doctor:
are you sexually active
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me:
i'm not even physically active
new bra from victoria secret! :)
A woman stands in her bedroom. She is with her attractive male lover. The air is filled with desire. They both look into each other’s eyes. The female, with a slightly bashful smile, takes off her clothes, starting with the pants first, and finally the shirt. She is wearing the bra. The man’s eyes opened wider in interest. His interest is peaked. The woman strutted closer to him, her eyes batting and her smile growing. She leans into his ear and with a breathy voice, she spoke:
“Lettuce fuck.”AHAHHAHAHAHA YES ^
I’m laughing harder than I should be
OMFG
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